"I have no control over what people think of me but I have 100% control of what I think of myself."
Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk
What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably
DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR FRIENDS POST SELFIES AND THEY’RE JUST SO CUTE AND ADORABLE THAT YOU KIND OF JUST
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out
do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there