"girls only watch the world cup bc the players are hot" well yeah we have to deal with you obonixous basic ugly ass hobbits everyday i think we deserve some international eye candy every four years fuck off
whoa what did i do
urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions
the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts
follow my tumblr not your dreams
how many eye contact until date
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.