would like to know the story behind this
(Source: theehorsepussy, via captainkubrick)
ON MY BIRTHDAY WE WENT TO A TEPPANYAKI RESTAURANT WHERE THEY COOK IN FRONT OF U
AND AFTER HE FINISHED COOKING OUR CHEF WAS LIKE
“I have a tiny… little, chef that tells me what to do”
AND PULLS OUT A REMY FIGURINE THING OUT OF HIS HAT
HE WAS WEARING THE HAT THE WHOLE TIME AND IT HAD A RAT IN IT
(Source: good-weed-expensive-taste, via shredding-lbs)
for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way
It’s not?…
no it means that someone sells drugs nearby
my life is a lie
oh my god
(Source: circumcisions, via fuckyeahloldemort)
Troof
hahaha “gargle his privates”
everyone wants what they don’t have!
(Source: symphonyofawesomeness, via stopwhenyouredone)