May 2013
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ask-a-diabetic:
undressedskeleton:
As a diabetic, this is such a godsend. You have NO IDEA.
If ever a woman steals my man,there is no better...
yanilavigne:
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dallonjames:
when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming
When you find something you've been looking for...
laugh-addict:
DON’T. TOUCH. MY. SHIT.
naotarou:
When your nose is blocked but runny at the same time
This is how the rain looks like when you're up...
sadisticmagidan:
BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.
I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.
deanbean-and-samjam:
aboutagrohl:
moist-grunge:
TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY
im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge
here I’ve wound a bandage around your wound
TOMS vs. BOBS
chaifranco431:
I hate when people get mad at me because I wear BOBS instead of TOMS. BOBS are cheaper and they send 2 pairs of shoes to kids in need. “well yeah but BOBS stole TOMS idea” first) BOBS are in business with TOMS second) it wasn’t TOMS original idea either!
Really guys it’s a shoe, plus what it’s about helping the kids who need shoes not some stupid fashion trend that will last...
April 2013
platypus-at-the-disco:
masterhawki:
mewtwowithaweave:
cross-dressingsatanlobster:
have you ever looked at someone who has kids and just thought
they did the do
when people announce they’re having a baby and just thinkg
they did the do
when people get married and go on a honeymoon
they’re doing the do
when people announce they’re trying for a baby
they’re doing the do a lot
